hey woah fuck new modern baseball
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[arrives in the winter with shorts and flip-flops] reverse racism is just as bad as being in the KKK
[pauses Macklemore song] why aren’t there scholarships for white men
Women are so emotional. [whips XBox controller at wall because his video game character dies]
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
oh my god
I don’t get it. Is the joke that you want to waste officers’ time when they’re attempting to enforce a law (I assume it’s a law where this person lives otherwise why would they be getting pulled over?) that exists because of the known hazard of distracted driving? Is that the funny part?
The funny part is where a white person WANTS to be pulled over for no reason.
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somebody teach me how to balance all the social networks i’m required to use in this modern world of business